Spin Doctor Gifts

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"

'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"

"If we're going to keep this quite, we'll need a public enquiry."

"I want each of you on the way home tonight to stop, look up, ponder the heavens, and consider how insignificant our second-quarter loss really is."

'I've brought in a psychology consultant to explain that money can't buy happiness, so who cares about downturns?'

'And the record proves my mistakes are as valid today as they were when I first made them.'

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'So the peasants are unhappy. Well do something about it. You're my spin doctor.'

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...

You've got the skeletons....we'll provide the closet!

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

'Corporate greed has become unpopular...Any suggestions for a new name for it?'

Foley Optical - Supplies of rose-colored glasses for the White House.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

Man with a button on his head.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"But Stephen...this is what you do with bad news!"

'Here are your controversial remarks spin-doctored.'

"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"We think you could gain much wider support simply by re-languaging your bigotry."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"How the hell and I going to spin this?"

Political Consultants. We're spin doctors. That do no harm oath doesn't apply to us.

"Do us all a favor, Goodwin. Keep the baloney in your speeches but out of your sandwiches."

"The main problem facing us to to make hypocrisy not sound like hypocrisy."

"Now remember... no lies about the government... only lies from the government."

"Today's headline fake news maybe too close to the truth for comfort."

"I prefer watching the fake news. It's less boring."

"I will not mince words, but may slice, dice, and finely chop."