Scale Scrutineer Gifts

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Critisize your weight.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Nuclear Security Summit

CATCHY NAME

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

What your guitar says about you.

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Woman and scales.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Please seat to be weighted.

Woman and sport trainer

'Your weight second opinion.'

"There must be an app for this..."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'LIAR!'

Sitting down

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'You lie!'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

Weight Loss Cheat.