Scale Observer Gifts

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Critisize your weight.

Shark food pyramid.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Shrink

Gone to seed.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Woman and sport trainer

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

'It looks fishy to me.'

Hand me the remote...

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'