Scale Watchers Gifts

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Critisize your weight.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Squirrel on the beach

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Tsunami Evac Route