Scale Checker Gifts

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

What your guitar says about you.

Shrink

"I do diet...between snacks."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Woman and sport trainer

Sitting down

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

Crater Lake

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Giant woman.

'Never Anything on TV...'

'This model will really take a pounding.'