Scale Checker Gifts

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Shrink

What your guitar says about you.

"I do diet...between snacks."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Woman and sport trainer

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Sitting down

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

Crater Lake

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Giant woman.

'Never Anything on TV...'

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

'This model will really take a pounding.'

'You weigh 14 pints.'