Scale Operator Gifts

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

Critisize your weight.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

What your guitar says about you.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Woman and sport trainer

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman on scales.

Woman holding two phones together.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Giant woman.

Man with each foot on a set of scales.