Scale Scanner Gifts

Woman and sport trainer

Secretive Weigh In.

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Fat man on scales.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Shrink

What your guitar says about you.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Sitting down

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

Objects On Scale Are Heavier Than They Appear

"It says, ' ... can't breathe ... get off!'"

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."