Scale Warrior Gifts

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

Critisize your weight.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Dieting Motivation.

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

What your guitar says about you.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Senior citizen surfing.

"Work with me!"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Surf's up."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Workaholics Anonymous

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Gus never found the perfect wave

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'Safety on the beach.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."