Scale Warrior Pillows

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'Oh no, my diet plan's gone pear-shaped!'

Critisize your weight.

Baby on board.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Dieting Motivation.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

What your guitar says about you.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Senior citizen surfing.

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Work with me!"

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Workaholics Anonymous

"Surf's up."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Gus never found the perfect wave

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"Mother, please!"

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."