Scale Guru Pillows

Add a playful touch to your space with pillows featuring clever and inspiring scale-related designs. Perfect for creative corners or cozy spots, these pillows celebrate your passion in comfort.

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"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading." mockup

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.' mockup

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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Apples for sale

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever! mockup

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it." mockup

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

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"#Win!"

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If nobody had invented graphics

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'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.' mockup

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

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Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind. mockup

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains." mockup

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.' mockup

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

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ACME Balloon Company.

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"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!" mockup

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

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'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.' mockup

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

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"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?" mockup

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

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Let's Celebrate

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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures." mockup

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

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"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report." mockup

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

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He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective. mockup

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

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Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Sales chart plummets into employees head. mockup

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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'Now this is my kind of green!'

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"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture." mockup

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

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If a moo can rise to the top, so can I. mockup

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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Scale Guru Pillows Collection

Scale Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of scale guru mugs, perfect for showcasing your love of measurement and creativity with humor and style.

Scale Guru Prints

Find unique prints that illustrate the beauty of scales, measurement, and creativity, perfect for any creative space or personalized gift.

Scale Guru T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts for the scale guru, featuring clever designs that let your creative side shine through.