Scale Scholar Pillows

What your guitar says about you.

Critisize your weight.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Romans.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Shrink

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Please seat to be weighted.

Woman and scales.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Woman and sport trainer

'Your weight second opinion.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'LIAR!'

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Sitting down

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Woman on scales.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

'You lie!'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.