Scale Watching Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home or office with a cozy pillow decorated with a measuring or scale-inspired design that sparks a smile.

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Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale. mockup

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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Critisize your weight.

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'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.' mockup

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain). mockup

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

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"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading." mockup

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

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'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.' mockup

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

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'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.' mockup

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!" mockup

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?' mockup

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Scales

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Fat man on scales.

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Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales. mockup

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

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'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.'' mockup

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture. mockup

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

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"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..." mockup

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

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Weight Gain Denial

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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!" mockup

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

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What your guitar says about you.

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!' mockup

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

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Snake liposuction.

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Scale Watching Pillows Collection

Scale Watching Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for those who love watches scales or measuring tools. Find a design that adds humor to their morning routine.

Scale Watching Prints

Browse our decorative prints inspired by scales and measurement. A great way for enthusiasts to display their passion with style.

Scale Watching T-Shirts

Discover our fun T-shirts featuring designs that celebrate scale watching and measuring enthusiasm. Ideal for casual wear or gifting to a measurement fanatic.