Scale Struggler Pillows

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Critisize your weight.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Dieting Motivation.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Cheating on the Scales.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Harold, I think your obsession about your weight is getting out of hand!"

'Naughty-we've been EATING again,haven't we!'