Scale Struggler Gifts

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Critisize your weight.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Dieting Motivation.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

Cheating on the Scales.

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Frank's Diet Progress.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Harold, I think your obsession about your weight is getting out of hand!"

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

"Don't look left or right!"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'Naughty-we've been EATING again,haven't we!'