Style Struggler Gifts

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"My hair is really annoying me today."

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"