Scale Savant Gifts

Looking for a gift for a scale savant? Whether they’re obsessed with measurements, ratios, or the beauty of precision, our collection of witty and thoughtful products is designed to delight. From mugs to prints, give a gift that celebrates their love of scaling and detail. Perfect for engineers, architects, or anyone who appreciates the art of exactness, these items bring humor and personality to their workspace or home.

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Scales

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Warning, ski season abruptly ends here. mockup

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

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"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade." mockup

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

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The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something. mockup

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

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TV-Man

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain). mockup

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party! mockup

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

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'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.' mockup

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

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'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.' mockup

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

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Dieting Motivation.

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Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty. mockup

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

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The Plasmas.

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Trawling for Fish.

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"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door." mockup

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

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'You're new here, aren't you?'

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"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp." mockup

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

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"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?" mockup

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

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'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?' mockup

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

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Mind control

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Champagne Tasting.

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"Cool game!"

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"She died doing what she loved."

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'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.' mockup

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

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Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair. mockup

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

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Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports." mockup

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

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"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop." mockup

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

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Baroque

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There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote? mockup

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

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'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.' mockup

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

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Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'. mockup

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

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Canadian Jesus

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'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?' mockup

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

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'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.' mockup

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

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Scale Savant Gifts Collection

Scale Savant Mugs

Discover more fun and clever mugs designed for scale savants. Suitable for coffee lovers and measurement enthusiasts alike.

Scale Savant Pillows

Find more humorous and personalized pillows for the proud scale savant. Perfect for adding character to any room.

Scale Savant Prints

Browse our selection of graphic prints capturing the essence of measurement and scale. A unique way to celebrate their passion.

Scale Savant T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for those who love their measurements and scales. Ideal for casual and everyday wear.