"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."
Size Observer Gifts
If you have a friend or family member who loves to keep track of sizes and details, our collection offers unique, playful gifts that highlight their keen eye. From shirts and mugs to pillows and prints, find something that resonates with their meticulous personality and sense of humor.
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
Duck Hunt
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
The prying mantis,
What does aloof mean?
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
Exciting potato bugs.
"Beware of the frog"
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
Farmer and FIsherman
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.
"This isn't helping my migraine."
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Size Observer Gifts Collection
Size Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for size observers, perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily routine.
Size Observer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for a size observer, combining comfort with witty designs that celebrate their keen eye.
Size Observer Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate attention to detail, making a thoughtful gift for size observers who love to decorate with humor.
Size Observer T-Shirts
Check out our selection of clever t-shirts for size observers, blending humor and style in one wearable package.