Body Measurement Observer Gifts

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Impractical Gardener.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

'It looks fishy to me.'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Season Finale

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'