Body Measurement Observer Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'It looks fishy to me.'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

Season Finale

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'