Washing Clothes Gifts

Instructions: Let wife do the washing

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Let's get organized

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Changing Room Decisions

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."