Washing Clothes T-Shirts

Moses separating his Laundry.

Instructions: Let wife do the washing

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Let's get organized

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Maybe clean out your wallet

A man washing a mascot costume

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Changing Room Decisions

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Santa's wash day.

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm making him take a spin class."