Wardrobe Maintenance T-Shirts

The Moth Menace.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Friendly Tie

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'