Wardrobe Maintenance Gifts

The Moth Menace.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Friendly Tie