Drying Clothes Gifts

Bird Sitting Near Clean Washing.

Killer Executive Suits.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Moses separating his Laundry.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

The Missing Sock Returns

'She's so put together!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'