Drying Clothes Pillows

Bird Sitting Near Clean Washing.

Killer Executive Suits.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

A man washing a mascot costume

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.