Hand Dryer Enthusiast Pillows

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Waiting for Pants

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Mangle

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?