Outdoor Dryer Aficionado Pillows

Bird Sitting Near Clean Washing.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Waiting for Pants

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

'Bad language only thing in common with Gordon Ramsay.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Green Fingers.

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques