Outdoor Dryer Aficionado Mugs

Bird Sitting Near Clean Washing.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Waiting for Pants

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Bad language only thing in common with Gordon Ramsay.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

Green Fingers.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."