Outdoor Dining Enthusiast Mugs

"Will you call me?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

'This spot looks perfect for a picnic'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

"What's the big deal about outdoor dining?"

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."

'Okay, sucker, if I go, the potato salad goes with me.'

'Actually the only drawback to the place is the proximity to the prison.'

"The presentation is dreadful."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

The Martini is invented.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Prosecco Peacock

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'