Hairdryer Heroes Pillows

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Haircuts

Shampoo.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Male Pattern Baldness

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Just even it out."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Boy, she has a new look."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Pandemic Haircut

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."