Hairdryer Heroes T-Shirts

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Haircuts

Shampoo.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Just even it out."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

The Marcel Wave

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Boy, she has a new look."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

Comb over club.

Pandemic Haircut

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."