Hairbrush Heroes Pillows

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"Just even it out."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Marcel Wave

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"Boy, she has a new look."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Comb over club.

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Pandemic Haircut

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."