Hairbrush Heroes Prints

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

Haircuts

Shampoo.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Just even it out."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

The Marcel Wave

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

Comb over club.

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Professor Axxis feels naked jogging without his toupee.

"Boy, she has a new look."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

'Well I'm pretty hacked off myself - this headset is ruining my hair.'

Pandemic Haircut

'Termites devour my house, the kids devour the hair off my head and taxes devour all my profits... I'm at the bottom of the food chain'!

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."