Hand Dryer Enthusiast Gifts

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Waiting for Pants

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Superman's laundry

How it started: How it's going

The real reason for the pyramids.

Mangle

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Wrong end of extension cord.

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.