Hairdryer Hijinks Gifts

Smart Woman Is Ready To Blow Out The Candles On Her Birthday Cake

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Santa Hat Hair

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"...and how would sir like it?"

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"Just take a little off the top!"

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"That is just a little off the top. The rest was the domino effect."

"Oh, crap. Hat hair again."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Combs

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

"You've done something different with your hair."

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.