Hairstyle Hacker Gifts

"When did you start putting 'Nina's in your hair?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Young Elvis

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"High Fashion"

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Beauty Bee

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

Secrets of Adulthood.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Gambling ladies in extravagant head dresses arguing

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'