The Chic Hacker Gifts

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Binary Man

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Essex computer.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'