Hilltop Hacker Gifts

Golf Hil Divot

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Cyberwarfare

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Golfing with God.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Wikileaks

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Tuppermalware

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

What security flaw?