Hilltop Hacker Pillows

Golf Hil Divot

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Golfing with God.

Cyberwarfare

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Tuppermalware

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"