Young Hacker Pillows

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Just naught or nice? Doesn't neatness count? I'm not worried. I hacked into his network and changed the naughty-nice database.

I Hacked Into Your Company's Computer And Gave You A Raise - So You Can Afford More Allowance.

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Gadget geek.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Wikileaks

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Cyberwarfare

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'