Young Hacker Pillows

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

I Hacked Into Your Company's Computer And Gave You A Raise - So You Can Afford More Allowance.

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Gadget geek.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Cyberwarfare

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

Tuppermalware

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'