Playful Hacker Pillows

21st Century Childhood Pranks.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Golfing with God.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Computer scared of user

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Kids on Building Site.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Creative right?'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Remote control bridge in bath.

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Computer clown.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'