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21st Century Childhood Pranks.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Golfing with God.

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Computer scared of user

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Kids on Building Site.

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

'Creative right?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

Remote control bridge in bath.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

Computer clown.

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."