Playful Programmer T-Shirts

Computer clown.

"Young Frankenstein"

Playdough's The Republic

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Hamlet

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Snow Bridge.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

Just a little heads up!

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Remote control car breakdown.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

The Gong

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).