Creative Hacker Pillows

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

Open Source.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"