Hackers Pillows

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Golfing Bishop.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Computer Crimes

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."