Hacks Pillows

Weird things I do because of the internet

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Gadget geek.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Computer Crimes

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'