Life Hack Lovers Pillows

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Reach for the Star.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Fittd shēt

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.