Household Hack Lover Pillows

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Wallpapering with Nails

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Changing the Lightbulb.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"You're not my husband."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control