Household Hack Lover Pillows

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Wallpapering with Nails

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Changing the Lightbulb.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

'Boy, these strips sure make it a lot easier to swat the flies!'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

Towels - His / Hers

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"