Housework Hacker Pillows

Maid disposes of dirt from vacuum under the rug.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Work Parfait

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Stressed over time management

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"Never marry an engineer."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."