Household Enthusiast Pillows

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

"I didn't spark joy."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

I love my family!

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'They're a very successful family.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Living together, couple in love.

A couple with a new baby

Family.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

Production manager with lots of children.