Handy Home Enthusiast Pillows

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I didn't spark joy."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A DIY disaster.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."